Sorry, only one vote per household every 24 hours ... this election is more high-tech than the State of Florida!

DON'T FORGET TO CAST YOUR VOTE ON POLLING DAY - JUNE 13th
Campaign articles inside or coming soon to MossOrChewy.blogspot.com:
• Dr. E.M. will delve into the psyche of each candidate.
• ‘Clubbing with Harold and Pincus’- how each candidate handles himself around town.
• Political pundit and commentator Mauricio Bayon speaks his mind on the election.
• Danny Comer weighs in on the physical fitness of the two candidates.
• Eric Solomon – which candidate is the best choice for the community of Weston?
• Public Relations guru Zack will misspell a lot of words in an article which some will find hilarious, but ALL will find insightful.
• Lora will help to clear up the ‘women's view’ of the candidates.
• The Gay Vote’ – Who is the ‘pinker’ candidate?
• The Abortion Issue- what’s in the heart of these two men?
• World Traveler Stephen Weschler will tell us how the rest of the world may perceive these two candidates.
• Shari Eydelman and Rachael Collin - ‘the soccer-mom vote.’
• Adam Riskin, an independent voter - who will he support?
• Allison vs. Keri . . . a comparison of the first ladies.
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Moss |
Chewy |
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Actual Height |
5’7” |
5’10” |
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Claimed Height |
5’10” |
6’0” |
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Weight |
Fluctuates |
175 |
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Waist |
Fluctuates |
34” |
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Hair |
Balding |
A Walking Rug |
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Date of Jail |
1975 |
1975 |
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Year Lost Virginity |
1994 |
1990 |
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College Attended |
Florida |
South Florida |
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SAT Score |
1020 |
10 |
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Biggest Fear |
Calories |
Darth Vader |
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Biggest Need |
Zanex |
Speech Lessons |
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Worst Moment |
Big Sue |
Jail |
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Best Moment |
Turkey Bowl Co-MVP |
Back of the Bus |
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Childhood Hero |
Albert E. Gator |
Corky |
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13 comments:
Sorry, Chewy ... for me it came down to longevity. I've known Moss for too long and had to vote for him. Plus, the whole 'back of the bus' thing is a little scary. Why so angry, pal? But you almost had me with the auctioneering performance. You almost had my vote there. Way to go Moss, I hope you pull it off, buddy!
Chewy, after that back of the bus performance, there was no way you were missing out on my vote.
Moss got my vote- I just feel that the election means more to him than it does to Chewy- so good luck pal, and may all your dreams come true. -shenker
ARGH!!!
Was that pix of Moss one of those cardboard cutouts that you put your face on? Is that Robbie Weitzner's body with Moss's face?
Since Chewy threw that "blacked out" faced girl to the "back of the bus" I am voting for Moss!
Voting for Moss was a no brainer..any dude who has the balls to wear jean shorts has my vote.
Chewy,
woof woof woof, Ooooohhhhh, Aaaarrrrrggh, woof woof!
Moss was my choice. His intricate knowledge of massage parlors will make Hollywood a better place.
Sincerley,
Cream of sum yung guy
I voted. Moss all the way, baby.
You guys are too much! I voted! He, he!
I think I just saw Moss in a computer lab going computer to computer voting on each...I think an article must be written about this.
Sincerely,
Michael Moore
It just came to me. . . the girl with the blacked out face, I remember who she is! Her name is Allison.
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