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DON'T FORGET TO CAST YOUR VOTE ON POLLING DAY - JUNE 13th
Campaign articles inside or coming soon to MossOrChewy.blogspot.com:
• Dr. E.M. will delve into the psyche of each candidate.
• ‘Clubbing with Harold and Pincus’- how each candidate handles himself around town.
• Political pundit and commentator Mauricio Bayon speaks his mind on the election.
• Danny Comer weighs in on the physical fitness of the two candidates.
• Eric Solomon – which candidate is the best choice for the community of Weston?
• Public Relations guru Zack will misspell a lot of words in an article which some will find hilarious, but ALL will find insightful.
• Lora will help to clear up the ‘women's view’ of the candidates.
• The Gay Vote’ – Who is the ‘pinker’ candidate?
• The Abortion Issue- what’s in the heart of these two men?
• World Traveler Stephen Weschler will tell us how the rest of the world may perceive these two candidates.
• Shari Eydelman and Rachael Collin - ‘the soccer-mom vote.’
• Adam Riskin, an independent voter - who will he support?
• Allison vs. Keri . . . a comparison of the first ladies.
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Moss |
Chewy |
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Actual Height |
5’7” |
5’10” |
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Claimed Height |
5’10” |
6’0” |
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Weight |
Fluctuates |
175 |
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Waist |
Fluctuates |
34” |
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Hair |
Balding |
A Walking Rug |
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Date of Jail |
1975 |
1975 |
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Year Lost Virginity |
1994 |
1990 |
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College Attended |
Florida |
South Florida |
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SAT Score |
1020 |
10 |
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Biggest Fear |
Calories |
Darth Vader |
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Biggest Need |
Zanex |
Speech Lessons |
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Worst Moment |
Big Sue |
Jail |
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Best Moment |
Turkey Bowl Co-MVP |
Back of the Bus |
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Childhood Hero |
Albert E. Gator |
Corky |
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