Finally, after a tough election, we have a winner.With 100% of the precincts reporting, the winner is:
MOSS!
Moss took 43 of 83 votes, winning just under 52% of the votes.
Chewy took home 40 votes, for just over 48%.
When reached after the election, Moss suggested that his last minute publicity pushed him over the edge. "That picture of me at the polls made the difference," explained Moss. "I'm so ripped in that photo, that I practically owned the women's vote."
Chewy didn't take the defeat lightly. "Chewy was robbed," complained the hairy candidate. "The polls closed early. They closed at midnight, and because of the two hour time difference in Delray, some of Chewy's voters were shut out! Chewy supporters party hard in Delray, so the polls should have been open until at least 4am!"
When asked about the controversy, Moss shrugged it off. "Like President Bush himself, I'm proud of my victory. I welcome another election ... but that's for another year. Right now, I'm going to dress like a tranny and enjoy this one."
Best of luck, Moss. You earned it!
7 comments:
Congratulations, Moss. You earned it. Chewy put on a great campaign, but you were the better candidate yesterday.
way to go Moss! You're the bell of the ball!!!
Didn't Chewy say he was going to get 80% of the votes?
i demand a re-count.....i feel some people voted twice. No way 83 people even care about both of them.
The 83 vote theory makes sense
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