Some felt education was important, others viewed looks and money as key drivers. Plenty of curious voters showed up to hear more about these polarizing figures. They are eager for a debate, and perhaps even a boxing match. In any event, the vote is divided, and there's no telling how things will go on June 13th. It was a diverse crowd, and they were eager to hear from the candidates.To the surprise of the crowd, Moss showed up for some spirited campaigning. He was on site kissing babies, but then declined to comment in an interview (see below). It was a perplexing response, but he definitely has his strategy pegged.
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you guys are great!!!!!
QUESTION: What position in life are they actually running for???? And why is Moss always singing the same cheesy ballad? and why does it look like he is always singing to Zack? And will there be a debate?
Speaking on behalf of the minority female voting bloc, I must (again) urge Moss and Chewy to come forth in a public forum. Right now, we know nothing about either candidate. Some talking points:
Moss: In Summer '93, you were seen popping and locking furiously to "Me So Horny" at a party. Also, during a recent karaoke outing on March 23 of this year, you grabbed the microphone and urged everybody to "Wang Chung tonight." We must ask, do you hate Asian people?
Chewy: Unnamed sources have reported your recent canoodlings with a woman who is barely 4ft tall, rides around in a Segway, and sits on booster chairs in restaurants. The voters want to know - are you a pedophile, or do you have a midget fetish?
I have my finger on the pulse of the South Beach voters, so if either candidate is looking for a campaign manager, I'm your woman.
vote for moss
Dear Ms. Tan,
I know for a fact that Moss loves Asian people.
Sincerely,
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