- Whose nickname is gayer? The one named after a fuzzy green mold or the one named after a hairy sci-fi Wookie that can’t talk?
- Which candidate has the bigger nose
- Who’s got the hairier ass and back? (I’m guessing he ain’t called Chewy for nothing.)
- Who is more unappealing to women?
- Whose parents molested them more?
- Who had the better sign-in board at their Bar Mitzvah at Rolling Hills?
- Which one tips less at a restaurant?
- Who gets hit on by gay men more often?
- Whose shmeckel is smaller?
- Whose rotisserie baseball team is better?
- Which fraternity is better, TEP or Pi-Lam?
- Who gets laid less – them or a fat, midget AIDS ridden transsexual with flippers instead of hands? (I say them.)
- Which one of them can eat more gefilte fish in one setting?
- Who sings a worse rendition of Poison songs?
- Who knows all the “Four Questions” at Passover by heart?
- Who pulls a hammy faster or catches less passes at Turkey Bowl?
- Who is better at knowing all the lyrics to Air Supply songs?
- Which one of them is fatter than DC?
- Who will come out of the closet first?
- Who do most Jewish people wish were NOT a representative of their religion and would convert immediately? (I say that’s a tie!)
- Who’s got the nicer collection of women’s underwear stuffed beneath their twin mattress?
- Who makes a bigger ass out of themselves at friends’ weddings?
- Who will be the first divorced guy?
- Who cries faster when being threatened by a high school kid?
- Which one will be the first caught on Dateline’s “To Catch a Predator”? (After all, Moss was supposedly out “kissing little babies” and all.)
- Who gets mistaken for a deaf retard more often?
That is all for now. Remember, I appreciate your feedback.
Independent Voter, Concerned Citizen
VOTE COMER IN 2010!!!
