Rosie or Donald? Howard or Imus? Ali or Frazier? Sunni or Shiite? . . . some decisions simply cannot be taken lightly. Sometimes there’s simply no middle ground, and a declaration must be made . . . a side must be taken. Such is the case with our upcoming vote: MOSS or CHEWY???!!!
Every individual choice must be made, every vote must be counted, THE PEOPLE MUST BE HEARD!!! But who will win? This depends on so many factors- here is a sampling of a few: Who seems better up to the task? who will gain the support of the swing voters (i.e. Oleg Eydelman and the rest of the immigrant vote)?; who has stronger ties to Weston?; which candidatewill Zack Bolno and the Retarted Right throw their support behind? Who will impress political commentator and immensely influential Mauricio Bayon and his contingency?
So lets get excited!! Lets Rock the Vote!!! If you’re reading this and still questioning the necessity of such a vote , then may I suggest you find your passport and MOVE TO CHINA where you will have no say on matters such as these!!!
The candidates have barely hit the campaign trail and Preliminary polls have it at a dead heat. The consensus of the prognosticators is that the women's vote will decide this one, and the winner will be the candidate that female voters are more comfortable with . . .should be interesting.
SO DONT FORGET TO MARK YOUR CALENDAR AND CAST YOUR VOTE ON POLLING DAY- JUNE 13th
