After a short campaign swing in Delray, a city in which Chewy owns more than 80% of the votes, Moss spent Thursday afternoon in South Beach. “The gay community has been a huge support in my life, just like my jockstrap,” said Moss while campaigning at Score, a legendary gay hotspot on Lincoln Road. “It’s important to get out and touch the people, and that’s what I’m doing,” added Moss.
Moss scored big with the Score crowd, as he moved the jubilant tranny party to the Raleigh hotel, for some extracurricular sunbathing (see photo). “I’m proud of my manhood, and these guys are too,” added Moss. Basically, we’re all just proud to be Americans.”
Moss stroking the gay vote in South Beach
The next stop for Moss is rumored to be Cancun, Mexico, where he will flip sides and try to corral the underage spring break vote.
1 comment:
I know politicians can stretch the truth, but this picture makes Moss a full blown liar- he's using both hands to cover his wang when his thumbs would have been plenty. At this point in the game.... Chewy's got my vote.
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