Chewy in More Hot Water

The bad publicity continues for candidate Jason ‘Chewy’ Cohen as a tape has emerged of him ridiculing abused children. Cohen was the keynote speaker at a ‘Kids in Distress’ event. The event raised over $50,000 for children in Florida who are victims of physical abuse and neglect.

You can watch the video below of a hyper-active Jason ‘Chewy’ Cohen commenting on the event which he is about to emcee:

This certainly does not look good for Chewy, and Moskowitz wasted no time at jumping at the opportunity. “Although I was never physically abused, I myself was a ‘kid in distress’ for many, many years. I was fat with pimples and, until Craig Davis, nobody liked me.” Since the tape has emerged, Moss has also questioned Chewy’s integrity and his sense of compassion.

Chewy recently fired campaign manager Jason Pincus after a string a negative publicity. However, things do not seem to be improving for this candidate whose mouth appears to, at times, outrace his brain.

Chewy Fires Campaign Manager

Amid maelstroms of recent trouble during a closely fought campaign, where every vote is precious, candidate Jason “Chewy” Cohen is starting to clean house. Reports that he has recently fired campaign manager Jason Pincus have been confirmed by Cohen himself.

“The election is right around the corner and lately I’ve been getting publicity for all the wrong reasons. The people need to get to know the real Jason “Chewy” Cohen so that they will make the right choice: the “Chewy” choice!”

Before entering into politics, Pincus was best known for hob-knobbing with Hollywood’s elite. He’s been credited with aiding the success of many stars, including actors Freddie Prince Jr. and Misha Barton, and also singers Tiffany and Debbie Gibson.

Cohen’s poll numbers plummeted after Jerry Falwell questioned his moral values, and the Rev. Al Sharpton questioned his judgment regarding racial issues. Cohen also faces the possiblity of a legal battle with George Lucas. No replacement for Pincus has yet been named.

The decision to fire Pincus comes at a curious time, as the former campaign manager was in the midst of a media blitz throughout the west coast. In fact, Pincus had been making serious in-roads with Hollywood A-Listers like Jay Leno and Pamela Anderson.

Pincus had also been making noise in the sports arena, with celebs Ronde Barber, John Elway and more. There's no telling where this leaves Chewy's campaign, and what impact it will have on the race.

"I've been around Hollywood for a long while," said Pincus. "I know a few candidates who need help. You never know when the other side will come calling, so I'm not hurting for a job."

Is it possible that Pincus could bat from both sides of the plate? Could it be true that he'll be a switch hitter and join Moss' team? Only time will tell, but Moss is no stranger to the Hollywood vote.

In fact, Moss was spotted on a recent campaign trip with Limp Bizkit singer Fred Durst. "Spending this week with Moss was better than my fling with Britney Spears," said Durst. "That kid parties like a rock star, pumps iron like that Lou Ferrigno guy ... and have you seen that phat car he drives?"

When asked about Chewy's accusations regarding Moss' supposed lease, Durst added, "No friggin' way that dude leases that ride. He gets mad hoes."

Chewy Declares: "Moss's Mercedes is a Lease!"

With election day right around the corner, we should prepare ourselves for some serious mudslinging. Jason “Chewy” Cohen fired the first shot yesterday with his some comments concerning Moss’s personal finances.

“He can’t afford that car,” commented Chewy during a campaign rally in Pensacola, Florida. “You want to know why I’m here in the great state of Pensacola and he’s not?” continued Cohen to a laughing crowd, “It’s because he’s over the allotted miles on his leased Mercedes! It costs him money every time he drives the thing because he’s irresponsible with his miles. . . Is this really who people want to elect?”

We attempted to contact Prestige Motors in Boca Raton to confirm this accusation. Unfortunately our calls were not returned.

“If Chewy’s accusation is confirmed, it could have implications on June 13th” says political commentator Mauricio Bayon. “Some people would have a difficult time voting for a candidate who they don’t trust to balance the budget. If Moskowitz isn’t responsible enough to budget the miles on his automobile, why would voters trust him with bigger, more complex issues?”

Red Bull Gives Chewy (and his campaign) Wings!

Like a man shot out of a cannon, Chewy has been hitting the campaign trail armed with energy and optimism which is no doubt contagious. Most candidates, including Moss, traditionally travel the country by airplane in order to hit the most densely populated cities in the least amount of time. Chewy has taken a different approach:

“My bus tour is rolling. As you know, I call it my ‘back of the bus’ tour. I’m not just going to big towns. I’m stopping in lots of towns. I’m coming to your town. Every town is important to Chewy,” commented candidate Jason Cohen, barely taking a breath or breaking his stride.

Moskowitz would be wise to take note of this self-proclaimed ‘hero to the people.’ For Chewy the battle is on to defend his tour, already under the gun by Reverend Al Sharpton and more. Moss’s private plane, on the other hand, is still idled on the runway.

How effective can this tour be? Watch for yourself as Chewy electrifies a Delray Beach crowd during one of his recent campaign rallies/charity events.

Oprah Throws Her Weight Behind Moss

On her much acclaimed Memorial Day show, Oprah Winfrey left no doubt as to which candidate she’ll be voting for on the June 13^th election.

As to why it will be Moskowitz that she’s supporting, Winfrey cited his charity work and the fact that she can empathize with the weight and body issues which Moss faced as a growing boy. “I find ‘Moss’ to be the candidate who is easier for me to relate to,” commented Oprah yesterday during a taped broadcast, “I look at that picture of the fat little white boy in the Boston Red Sox outfit, and all I can see is myself.”

Later in the program, Winfrey mentioned that another thing that she and Moskowitz have in common is bad hair.

Winfrey’s four million daily viewers give her considerable clout in the political arena. Her public support adds even more momentum to the Moskowitz campaign. As has become her custom, Winfrey avoided making any negative statements towards Jason “Chewy” Cohen, a candidate who seems to be drowning in a recent stream of negative publicity. While she refused to make any disparaging comments about Chewy, she did express some surprise at the candidate's surprising response to Al Sharpton's criticism.

Winfrey aired Chewy's videotaped comments in response to the leader's outspoken words regarding Chewy's Back of the Bus Tour. Chewy was unknowingly taped by a Moss supporter on her cell phone camera, and the video was sent to Winfrey's show. Here is the footage:



Chewy's camp has been dealt another questionable bout of negative PR, but he still remains hopeful for a victory on June 13th. Either way, Oprah's support will go a long way for Moss.