Finally, after a tough election, we have a winner.With 100% of the precincts reporting, the winner is:
MOSS!
Moss took 43 of 83 votes, winning just under 52% of the votes.
Chewy took home 40 votes, for just over 48%.
When reached after the election, Moss suggested that his last minute publicity pushed him over the edge. "That picture of me at the polls made the difference," explained Moss. "I'm so ripped in that photo, that I practically owned the women's vote."
Chewy didn't take the defeat lightly. "Chewy was robbed," complained the hairy candidate. "The polls closed early. They closed at midnight, and because of the two hour time difference in Delray, some of Chewy's voters were shut out! Chewy supporters party hard in Delray, so the polls should have been open until at least 4am!"
When asked about the controversy, Moss shrugged it off. "Like President Bush himself, I'm proud of my victory. I welcome another election ... but that's for another year. Right now, I'm going to dress like a tranny and enjoy this one."
Best of luck, Moss. You earned it!
